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#7355 : One afternoon, in the yard of a bawdy house
One afternoon, in the yard of a bawdy house in a red light district of New Orleans two young boys were playing with their toy cars and trucks, oblivious to their environment. Innocent of the ways of the world, they had chosen this yard for its bare spots and patches, where dusty dirt and toy cars mixed perfectly.
After a while, two gentlemen walked up to the front door, speaking to each other as they passed the boys:
FIRST MAN - "Have you got the twenty dollars?"
SECOND MAN - "I,ve got it right here."
The men disappear into the house, and the boys resume playing in the yard, curious, but not too curious. About an hour later, the same two men exit the house, again speaking as they pass the boys:
FIRST MAN - "Now, didn't I tell you that was worth twenty bucks?"
SECOND MAN - "Yeah, that was great. I,m glad we came."
The men walk off, and the two youngsters look at each other meaningfully and begin digging into their jeans.
BOY ONE - "I got twenny cents!"
BOY TWO - "Let's go, I got a quarter!"
So they proceed to cross the porch and knock on the door, shuffling and sniffling as they wait for the door to be answered. Finally the Madame opens the door, and after looking around, looks low enough to spot the boys wiggling in their nervousness.
MADAME - "Whadda YOU boys doin, here. GEDDADA here!"
BOY ONE, who has collected their pooled resources, takes the initiative:
BOY ONE - "Please Ma,am, can we have 45 cents worth of what those guys just got for twenny bucks?"
MADAME - (Never one to pass up easy cash) "Where's your money?"
As BOY ONE holds up the $.45, she grabs it, opens her housecoat slightly and puts her fingers down her panties, then rubs them under each boys nose. {If telling the joke in person, it is more effective to physically mimic this.} After this the Madame yells:"Now GEDDADA here!" and slams the door. As the boys slowly walk across the porch, they speak:
BOY ONE - "Well, whaddaya think?"
BOY TWO - "Oh, it was ok, but I don't think I could take twenny dollars worth
