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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #3050 : User song and music User (To the tune of Beck's "Loser") In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkie Jolt in my brains and body feeling chunky With the plastic mouse balls spray paint the Commodore System install with the hard drive on the floor Kill the process and put it in /dev/null Email flaming with the user hitting D-control Shell's called Reno and it's written in C Got a couple of xterms, keys set to repeat Root came sayin, I,m insane to complain About an online wedding and a stain on my screen Don't believe everything that you make(1) You get a cracker from Europe and a login that's fake So write your code in Perl in the dark Saving all your hacks for working at a tech park Yo - punch it So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (Double dense floppy) So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? Forces of evil in a MUD/MOO nightmare Ban all the members in a phony #chat channel ,cause One's got a handle and the other's got a .plan One online spammed the other and ran With the FTP and the insane print job The daytime crap of the alt.test slob He hung himself with a call to ping Twenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another string RTFM if you can't relate Trade the Sun for a car and the Web for a date And MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbie That's choking on my MPEGs So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (Get crazy with the caps lock) So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (Drive-by BIFF post) ... Yo, bring it on down ... I,m a hacker, I,m a winner Program's gonna work, I can feel it So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (I can't retrieve you) So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (NULL) So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (Sprecken sie DOS, eh, baby) So - dumping core I,m a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me? (Know what I,m typin,?) -- Kevin Hughes * kevinh@eit.com Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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