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#3043 : Costello calls Abbott

Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.

Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?

Abbott: Yes, that's correct.

Costello: No, what is it?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So, which is the one?

Abbott: No. ,which, is used to find the program.

Costello: Stop this. Who are you?

Abbott: Use ,who am i, not ,who r yoo,. You can also ,finger yoo, to get information about ,yoo,.

Costello: All I want to know is what finds the revision code?

Abbott: Use ,what,.

Costello: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true?

Abbott: No. 'true, gives you 0.

Costello: Which one?

Abbott: 'true, gives you 0. ,which programname,

Costello: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?

Abbott: Type ,find / -name it -print, to find ,it,. Type ,what program, to get the revision code.

Costello: I want to find the revision code.

Abbott: You can't ,find revisioncode,, you must use ,what program,.

Costello: Which command will do what I need?

Abbott: No. ,which command, will find ,command,.

Costello: I think I understand. Let me write that.

Abbott: You can ,write that, only if 'that, is a user on your system.

Costello: Write what?

Abbott: No. ,write that,. ,what program,.

Costello: Cut that out!

Abbott: Yes. those are valid files for ,cut,. Don't forget the options.

Costello: Do you always do this?

Abbott: 'du, will give you disk usage.

Costello: HELP!

Abbott: ,help, is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS).

Costello: You make me angry.

Abbott: No, I don't ,make me, angry but I did ,make programname, when I was upset once.

Costello: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.

Abbott: No ,more,? ,which, will help you find ,more,. Every system has ,more,.

Costello: Nice help! I,m confused more now!

Abbott: Understand that since ,help, is such a small program, it is better not to ,nice help,. and ,more now, is not allowed but ,at now, is. Unless of course ,now, is a file name.

Costello: This is almost as confusing as my PC.

Abbott: I didn't know you needed help with ,pc,. Let me get you to the Pascal compiler team.

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