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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #264 : Error codes in Windows # WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger # WinErr 002: No Error - Yet # WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file # WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong # WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused # WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive # WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware # WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments # WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened # WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full # WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB # WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! # WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside # WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside # WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened # WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers # WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside # WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside # WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ? # WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. # WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one. # WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! # WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software. # WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that. # WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. # WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. # WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. # WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. # WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. # WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. # WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. # WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. # WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? # WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. # WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available. # WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted. Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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