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#3203 : You might be a redneck if 72

You might be a reneck if...

You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.

You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.

You put a Clapper on your headlights.

You need a dictionary to spell your name.

You don`t change your socks until the first pair rots off.

People ask your wife when her baby`s due and she`s not pregnant.

Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.

You`ve ever invited friends over to show off what`s left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer gun.

You have more tires in your yard than on your trucks.

The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle


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