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#860 : The guide to women

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA,S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON,T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON,T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I,LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I,m ready, but I,m going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I,LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I,m just being nice; there's no way I,m going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I,M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We,re gonna make fun of you and your friends


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