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#840 : Women seeking men

CLASSIFIEDS

40-ish means: 48

Adventurer : Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate : Possessive

Artist : Unreliable

Average looking : You figure this one out

Beautiful : Pathological liar

Commitment-minded : Pick out curtains, now!

Communication important : Just try to get a word in edgewise

Contagious Smile : Bring your penicillin

Educated : College dropout

Emotionally Secure : Medicated

Employed : Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

Enjoys art and opera : Snob

Enjoys Nature : Bring your own granola

Exotic Beauty : Would frighten a Martian

Financially Secure : One paycheck from the street

Free spirit : Substance abuser

Friendship first : Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun : Annoying

Gentle : Comatose

Good Listener : Hard to pull a word from her

Humorous : Caustic

Intuitive : Your opinion doesn't count

In Transition : Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

Light drinker : Lush

Looks younger : If viewed from far away in bad light

Loves Travel : If you,re paying

Loves Animals : Cat lady

Non-traditional : Ex-husband lives in the basement

Open-minded : Desperate

Outgoing : Loud

Passionate : Loud

Poet : Depressive Schizophrenic

Redhead : Shops on the Clairol aisle

Reliable : Frumpy

Reubenesque : You can figure this one out

Romantic : Looks better by candle light

Self-employed : Jobless

Smart : Insipid

Special : Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows

Spiritual : Involved with a cult

Stable : Boring

Tall, thin : Anorexic

Tan : Wrinkled

Wants Soulmate : One step away from stalking

Widow Nagged : first husband to death

Writer : Pompous

Young at heart : How about the rest



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