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#839 : Women`s translationsYes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I,m sorry. = You,ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You,ll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I,m not upset = Of course I,m upset, you moron!
You,re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You,re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I,m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you,re really not going to like.
I,ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I,m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you,re dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I,m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What's wrong?:
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It's just that you,re such an idiot!
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