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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #830 : A Senior Citizen I am a senior citizen... - I,m the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm. - I,m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. - I,m usually interested in going home before I get to where I,m going. - I,m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid... - I,m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. - I,m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. - I,m smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you,re saying. - I,m very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. - I,m aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. - I,m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care. - I,m not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians... - I,m positive I did housework correctly before the Internet. - I,m sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. - I,m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg. - I,m having trouble remembering simple words like... uh... - I,m realizing that aging is not for sissies. - I,m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. - I,m sure they are making adults much younger these days. - I,m in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP. - I,m wondering, if you,re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? - I,m anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. - I,m a walking storeroom of facts... I,ve just lost the key to the storeroom. - I,m a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I? Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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