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Email or ID : Password : Name               Email address Your :          Friend :        Friend :        The Message : Hi [ID], [YOUR_MESSAGE] enjoy below... #3043 : Costello calls Abbott Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX. Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? Abbott: Yes, that's correct. Costello: No, what is it? Abbott: Yes. Costello: So, which is the one? Abbott: No. ,which, is used to find the program. Costello: Stop this. Who are you? Abbott: Use ,who am i, not ,who r yoo,. You can also ,finger yoo, to get information about ,yoo,. Costello: All I want to know is what finds the revision code? Abbott: Use ,what,. Costello: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true? Abbott: No. 'true, gives you 0. Costello: Which one? Abbott: 'true, gives you 0. ,which programname, Costello: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it? Abbott: Type ,find / -name it -print, to find ,it,. Type ,what program, to get the revision code. Costello: I want to find the revision code. Abbott: You can't ,find revisioncode,, you must use ,what program,. Costello: Which command will do what I need? Abbott: No. ,which command, will find ,command,. Costello: I think I understand. Let me write that. Abbott: You can ,write that, only if 'that, is a user on your system. Costello: Write what? Abbott: No. ,write that,. ,what program,. Costello: Cut that out! Abbott: Yes. those are valid files for ,cut,. Don't forget the options. Costello: Do you always do this? Abbott: 'du, will give you disk usage. Costello: HELP! Abbott: ,help, is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS). Costello: You make me angry. Abbott: No, I don't ,make me, angry but I did ,make programname, when I was upset once. Costello: I don't want to make trouble, so no more. Abbott: No ,more,? ,which, will help you find ,more,. Every system has ,more,. Costello: Nice help! I,m confused more now! Abbott: Understand that since ,help, is such a small program, it is better not to ,nice help,. and ,more now, is not allowed but ,at now, is. Unless of course ,now, is a file name. Costello: This is almost as confusing as my PC. Abbott: I didn't know you needed help with ,pc,. Let me get you to the Pascal compiler team. this joke sent to you from [YOUR_ID] RollOverLaughing.com............ Share this with your friends Supplied by Inite-My-Friends.com Add to message (Html linking not allowed.) Send to :- All I select     Your ISP (10.3.27.243) is recorded for security reasons.     Suppied by We do not store your details.