 | #7367 Remember The Other Day...
Remember the other day when we were on the bus, you stuck your head out the window and i stuck my ass out and everyone thought we were twins!!!... |
| #3341 Silly collection 01
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
Why did th... |
| #3340 Scary collection 38
Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for hi... |
| #3339 Scary collection 31
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite animal?
A giraffe!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
... |
| #3338 Scary collection 21
A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
A cannibal joke
Why did the... |
| #3337 Scary collection 01
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!
A witch joke
Where did the witch get her furniture?
... |
| #3335 Knock knock collection 109
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kendall!
Kendall who?
Kendall and Barbie go together!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?... |
| #3334 Knock knock collection 060
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
E... |
| #3333 Knock knock collection 056
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it,ll make you feel better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwi... |
| #3332 Knock knock collection 052
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slamme... |
| #3331 Knock knock collection 045
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delo... |
| #3330 Knock knock collection 013
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who... |
| #3329 Doctor doctor collection 11
Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I,m a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all ab... |
| #3328 Worm jokes 03
What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Who is... |
| #3327 Worm jokes 02
What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer... |
