 | #2983 Adults learn from kids
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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| #2982 Bad to hear in surgery
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
1. Better save that. We,ll need it for the autopsy.
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that... |
| #2979 Signs the car is a lemon
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."
2. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
3. Passenger-side "airbag" is actually Rush Limbaugh cra... |
| #2273 Mommy mommy 13
Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
All right, you can take another slice.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want t... |
| #2272 Mommy mommy 12
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
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| #2271 Mommy mommy 11
Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
Shut up and eat your french fries!
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Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this ni... |
| #2270 Mommy mommy 10
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see ... |
| #2269 Mommy mommy 09
Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
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| #2268 Mommy mommy 08
Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a ga... |
| #2267 Mommy mommy 07
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I,ll grind your other hand.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate ... |
| #2266 Mommy mommy 06
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit ... |
| #2265 Mommy mommy 05
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go... |
| #2264 Mommy mommy 04
Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Bi... |
| #2263 Mommy mommy 03
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I,ll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's... |
| #2262 Mommy mommy 02
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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