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 | #3310 Guide for all women
A WOMAN,S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I,M HUNGRY.
I,m hungry.
I,M SLEEPY.
I,m sleepy.
I,M TIRED.
I,m tired.
I,VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clear... |
| #2129 Drinking fault finder
A solution to all of your drinking troubles
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solutio... |
| #2128 Miscellaneous terms 02
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHI... |
| #2127 The skier`s dictionary
Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain. An appropriate reply: "What Zermatter?"
Avalanche: One of the fe... |
| #2126 Miscellaneous terms 01
Arbitrator ar,-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy,-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney uh-lo,-nee: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernade... |
| #2125 Evaluating progress
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.
Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.
Active socially: Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approach... |
| #2124 Evaluation comments
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
AVERAG... |
| #2123 Mother`s dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you,re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies was... |
| #2122 A man`s translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT,S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern co... |
| #2121 The guide for all men
WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It?s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what... |
| #2120 THE WOMAN`S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
A WOMAN,S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I,M HUNGRY.
I,m hungry.
I,M SLEEPY.
I,m sleepy.
I,M TIRED.
I,m tired.
I,VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clear... |
| #2118 A woman`s dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you,re right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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| #2117 Medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Sea... |
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