 | #7108 light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb
How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke?
The probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is .4, and the probability that it w... |
| #7107 Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it?
It's a perfectly good bloody bulb!
We've had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
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| #7106 hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb
How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a software problem.
A,: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
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| #7103 Changing light bulbs"-joke writers does it take
How many "Changing light bulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet.
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| #7100 How many humor readers?
How many rec.humor readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them... |
| #7099 conspiracy readers does it take to screw
How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one... |
| #7096 How many trumpet players?
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fifty, one to screw it in. and the other forty-nine to tell him how much better they could have done it.
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| #7093 Syracuse students does it take to change a light bulb
How many Syracuse students does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb, and one to complain how that if they were at a better school, the light bulbs wouldn't go out... |
| #7091 soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to hoof it from defence, one to put it in, one to jump on the other two to celebrate.
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| #7084 Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a designated nominee; 46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate ... |
| #7083 Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;16 to cut funding for alter... |
| #7076 How many internet mail list subscribers?
How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
1,331
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar... |
| #7072 dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does
How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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| #7070 planners does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper ... |
| #7067 Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb
How many Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2.00 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the... |
