 | #7055 A blonde and a brunette were talking one day
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitiv... |
| #7054 A blonde decides to help with the shopping
A blonde decides to help with the shopping, and goes to the drug store by herself. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he... |
| #7052 A young blonde woman is distraught
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beauti... |
| #7050 Two male blondes from New York saved
Two male blondes from New York saved all winter long for a summer vacation in California. The big day arrived, and they began their cross country drive.
Finally, after a week, they arrive in Califo... |
| #7049 A cop sees a car weaving all over the road
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There is the strong smell liquor on her breath.
He says,... |
| #7048 A blonde goes to Florida for some aligator boots
A blonde goes to Florida for some aligator boots. No matter what store she goes to, no one has any.
A few days later a guy is driving down the street one night, and he sees the blonde knee-deep in... |
| #7047 Three blondes are on an island.
Three blondes are on an island. They find a magic lamp, and when they rub it, a genie appears. The genie grants them three wishes - one wish each.
The first blonde asks for a boat to get off the is... |
| #7046 A highway patrolman pulled alongside
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and ... |
| #7045 11 people were clinging precariously
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of t... |
| #7044 A blonde is walking down the street
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
... |
| #7042 A blonde was walking along, when she looked
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or th... |
| #7041 A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the cap... |
| #7040 After the Hail Storm A blond left her car
After the Hail Storm A blond left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how ... |
| #7039 A pretty blonde was being shown around
A pretty blonde was being shown around the large aircraft carrier. She spied an officer wearing a particularly uniform and asked, "Who's that?"
"That," she was informed, "is the naval surgeon."
... |
| #7037 Constant reference to dumb blondes
A beautiful blonde was concerned about the constant reference to "dumb blondes". She thought about various ways in which she could prove she was not of this class. She finally hit upon a solution. She... |
