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| #7443 Where there is a WILL... Where there,s a will, there,s an Inheritance Tax... |
| #7442 Clear conscience A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory.
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| #7441 A jockey was hitting the horse My horse,s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"... |
| #7440 Just got back from a pleasure trip I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.... |
| #7439 My brother-in-law died My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.... |
| #7438 Be nice to your kids Be nice to your kids. They,ll choose your nursing home.... |
| #7437 Beauty is in the eye.... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...... |
| #7436 A Computers Span... A computer,s attention span is as long as its power cord.... |
| #7435 24 Beers? 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?... |
| #7434 Definition of an Upgrade The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.... |
| #7433 Budget Budget: A method for going broke methodically.... |
| #7432 If things get any worse... If things get any worse, I,ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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| #7431 Diplomacy Diplomacy is the art of saying ,Nice doggie!,... till you can find a rock.... |
| #7430 What is a conclusion? A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.... |
| #7429 Words per minute I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.... |
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