 | #5039 How many liberated women?
How many liberated women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to turn it in and four to form a support group.
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| #4726 Men! You have to laugh
A woman spent the first day packing her belongings in to boxes, cartes and suitcases.
On he second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last ... |
| #3551 Common wedding questions and answers
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have?
A: At least one within a week of the wedding.
Q: What music i... |
| #3151 Wife was mad at me
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn`t stop!
The other Buddy says when my ... |
| #3149 What will the neighbors think?
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.
"It`s just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think th... |
| #3148 What is the most damaging food?
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be di... |
| #3147 A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no o... |
| #3146 An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors, Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or ev... |
| #3145 Marriage quotes 12
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butle... |
| #696 Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are foo... |
| #693 Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
Tha... |
| #692 Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesday... |
| #691 Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard o... |
| #690 Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes.... |
| #689 Going to the office
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby - You s... |
