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 | #3510 Sinking Ship
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw th... |
| #866 Dating hints for men
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I... |
| #864 The bum on a street
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my w... |
| #863 Men writing the rules
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2 If we say somet... |
| #861 The guide for women
I,M HUNGRY.
I,m hungry.
I,M SLEEPY.
I,m sleepy.
I,M TIRED.
I,m tired.
I,VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT,S WRONG?
I don't see why you,re making ... |
| #855 Translations for men
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT,S A GUY THING"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it... |
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