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 | #2119 Woman,s instructions
THE WOMAN`S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine y... |
| #862 Christmas tree better
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artifici... |
| #860 The guide to women
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA,S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON,T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.... |
| #859 Be politically correct
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is... |
| #858 A woman`s seminars
The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There
Life Beyond Shoes
Money, The Non-Renewable Resource
How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour
Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends
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| #854 Modems beat women
Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:
A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".
When you,re done using your mode... |
| #847 Great to be a woman
Reason's why it's great to be a woman
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
If you... |
| #846 Education for women
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
Man Management: Discover How Minor Hou... |
| #840 Women seeking men
CLASSIFIEDS
40-ish means: 48
Adventurer : Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate : Possessive
Artist : Unreliable
Average looking : You figure this one out
Beautiful :... |
| #839 Women`s translations
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I,m sorry. = You,ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You,ll pay f... |
| #838 Seminars for a woman
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
The following courses will be offered:
General Educatio... |
| #837 Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you,re right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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