 | #6961 A guy goes over to his friends house
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and the fri... |
| #6958 Once upon a time, a beautiful
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. On... |
| #6957 A young lady came home from a date
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. M... |
| #6956 A man approached the very beautiful
A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I,ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
... |
| #6955 When Ralph first noticed that his penis
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph becam... |
| #6951 Did you know that the night Santa first
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife he uttered the now famous words:
"Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you... |
| #6949 So the boy octopus married the girl octopus
So the boy octopus married the girl octopus and they walked down the aisle hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand.
-Morey A... |
| #6947 His best friend was cheating with his wife
His best friend was cheating with his wife and when the wife died, the best friend really took it to heart. It was the husband who consoled the friend: "Don,t worry, I,ll get married again!"
-Joey Ad... |
| #6946 Man to God: "God, why did you make woman
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
... |
| #6945 An elderly woman decided to have a portrait
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist....... "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But ... |
| #6944 Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that,s come off of me fly? I canny button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I,ve got me hands i... |
| #6943 A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not u... |
| #6941 A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my gir... |
| #6809 One day Superman was flying around
One day Superman was flying around and he saw Wonder Woman laying naked on the top of a building. So he thought to himself "I bet I could fly down really fast and screw her, then fly away and she woul... |
| #6808 During math class,
During math class, one of the boys accidentally stabbed his hand with a compass.
When the teach came over to see what the problem was, the boy asked for a glass of Cider.
The teacher looked at t... |
