 | #5433 Man had been considered brain dead
A man had been considered brain dead.
The patient,s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don,t look good." The only chance is brain transplant. This is an experimental ... |
| #5432 This 45 year old woman is naked
This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on e... |
| #5431 the Nurse told the old man
An old couple were in a Doctors office and the Nurse told the old man that she needed a semen, urine and stool sample.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "What did she say?"
His wife sai... |
| #5430 Two men in a bar
Two men in a bar are discussing their wives, when one admitted he had killed her that very morning.
"Why did you do it?" asked the other.
"She kept complaining about my bike in the garage. She s... |
| #5429 Entry in young Womans diary
Monday: Went out with John tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly. I got out of the car and walked away. My legs are still my best friends.
Tuesday: Went out with Peter tonigh... |
| #5428 Storks in their nest
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don,t worry Son, your mother will come back. She,s only bringing people babies a... |
| #5427 John receives a phone call
John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it... |
| #5426 state trooper pulled a car over
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
... |
| #5425 Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69. I,m in the mood for some 69." "Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans his wife. "C... |
| #5423 that a new couple had moved
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed ... |
| #5422 the club for their weekly golf game
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game. And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.
Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?
Bob: Darts?
Bill: Nah.
... |
| #5420 You,re going grey
Husband and wife are lying in bed and husband look between her legs and comments:
"You,re going grey!"
Wife replies:
"No, they,re just cobwebs!"
... |
| #5419 the boys accidentally stabbed
During math class, one of the boys accidentally stabbed his hand with a compass.
When the teach came over to see what the problem was, the boy asked for a glass of Cider.
The teacher looked at t... |
| #5418 Bobby goes on a date
It,s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He,s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl,s father answers and invites him in. Carrie,s not ready yet... |
| #5417 Getting instruction from the doctor
Gallagher just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight hours, sleep a night.
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