 | #5544 had been dating for several
An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate foo... |
| #5543 An elderly couple
An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate foo... |
| #5542 Beau and his girlfriend
Beau and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.
"Boy," said Beau, "that sight sure makes me want to do the same."
"Well, go ahea... |
| #5541 hard for women to find a man
Why is it so hard for women to find a man who is charming, well-dressed, sensitive, and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."
- Anonymous ... |
| #5537 An old man crying on a bench
You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees and elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.K!
YM: Sir, are you O.K?
Old Man:... |
| #5536 takes care of his body
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is really sun-tanne... |
| #5535 guy is down on his luck
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, ... |
| #5534 Schwartz is lying in a hospital
Harry Schwartz is lying in a hospital bed. His wife, Selma, is by his side:
"Selma, you,ve always been by my side."
"When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side."
"When I had my first hear... |
| #5533 woman accompanied her husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor,s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don,t do the following, your husband will surely die".
Each morning, fi... |
| #5532 last night and said to my wife
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"
She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"
I said, "If Bo Derek,s a ten, you,re a one".
... |
| #5530 I like the way you think
The teacher says to little Tommy one day " if there are three crows sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them with a bee-bee gun, how many will you have left?"
Tommy says," well, you won,t have ... |
| #5529 Your Fly Is Open
One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed her boss`s fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
H... |
| #5528 USA Today reported that scientists
Yesterday,s USA Today reported that scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of the... |
| #5527 kinds of clothes are there
When asked "What kinds of clothes are there?"
Women will answer "Clean and Dirty."
Men will answer "Clean, Almost Clean, Sorta Clean, Not bad, Dirty, Really Dirty, Funky, Nasty, Biohazard." (Men... |
| #5526 Two old men meet on a street corner
Two old men meet on a street corner.
1st old man, "Where ,ve you been for the last couple of months?"
2nd old man, "I was in jail."
1st old man, "You in jail, how come?"
2nd old man, "Well... |
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