| #5655 the midst of a veritable downpour In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn,t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the ski... |
| #5654 A millionaire married a country girl The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married a Eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn,t get some loving r... |
| #5653 Harassing a young girl A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site.
She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.
Annoyed the worker yelled "W... |
| #5652 She eats right, gets plenty of sleep I love my wife. She eats right, gets plenty of sleep, and takes Geritol every day. Too bad she doesn,t look as good as my girlfriend; then I might go home more often.
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| #5651 A couple went to a certain nude resort A couple went to a certain nude resort for their honeymoon. The husband fell asleep as he was tanning himself on the beach. When he woke, his "tool", shall we say, was red and respectably sunburned. A... |
| #5650 playing doctor one day This little boy and girl were playing doctor one day, when the boy pulls down his pants and says,
"You see what I have? You don,t have something like this!"
So the girl picks up her dress and sa... |
| #5649 Would you get married again?" Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?"
"I suppose so," she replied.
"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
"Well, it,s the on... |
| #5647 their wedding night, and an older couple It was their wedding night, and an older couple, was just about to have sex for the first time. As the wife undressed she sais to her new husband "I have something to confess. I have acute Angin."
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| #5646 Two guys are talking Two guys are talking over a beer when the first guy says "What,s wrong with you? You don,t look too good."
"Well my wife told me she would leave me next time If i go golfing." said the second one.
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| #5645 I guy goes into a pharmacy I guy goes into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks if he could help him. The guy asks, " Where are the condoms?" The pharmacist directs the man over to the display. 20 minutes go by and the pharmacist fi... |
| #5642 A man had been considered brain dead A man had been considered brain dead.
The patient,s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don,t look good." The only chance is brain transplant. This is an experimental ... |
| #5641 woman is naked, jumping up and down This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on e... |
| #5640 An old Couple For A Lab Test An old couple were in a Doctors office and the Nurse told the old man that she needed a semen, urine and stool sample.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "What did she say?"
His wife sai... |
| #5639 Two men in a bar are discussing their wives Two men in a bar are discussing their wives, when one admitted he had killed his that very morning.
"Why did you do it?" asked the other.
"She kept complaining about my bike in the garage. She s... |
| #5638 A young newly wed couple had just taken A young newly wed couple had just taken up golfing at a very expensive country club. In the center of the club stood a huge mansion, decadently surrounded by huge gardens, filled with all sorts of wei... |