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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Battle of the Sexes

#5696 The handsome American strode
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over t...
#5695 Frenchman on trial
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m,sieur, is it not better to shoot a wom...
#5694 woman on a rough Atlantic crossing
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not u...
#5693 Two wives were airing their troubles
Two wives were airing their troubles: "I,d like to get a divorce," said the first. "My husband and I just don,t get along." "Why don,t you sue him for incompatibility?" asked the second. "I would i...
#5692 undertaker one afternoon and sobbed
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife." "But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker. "I got married again," the man sobbed. "Oh," sai...
#5691 A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The comp...
#5688 the basic conflict between men and women
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we,re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the ...
#5685 Staring down from the bench
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I,m going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woma...
#5684 An Erie, Pennsylvania executive
An Erie, Pennsylvania executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn,t take it any longer. So he said to his wife one evening, "Honey, next Friday we...
#5682 There was an exhibitionist
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and e...
#5681 There were 2 little kids in the sand box
There were 2 little kids in the sand box at the park they were about 2 years old all they had on was a tee shirt they were sitting there playing and the little girl got curios and looked down at the l...
#5680 Man and an old woman were sitting
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting here buck naked...
#5679 A man is driving down the freeway
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says; "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay. "Pick a number from 1...
#5677 Husband and wife were lying in bed one night
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive ...
#5675 moves into a nudist colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half a...


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