| #2392 Farm jokes 09 Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?
For some fowl purpose!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Central bleating!
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick!
What do you call a crazy chicken... |
| #2391 Farm jokes 08 What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of mi... |
| #2390 Farm jokes 07 Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse!
Why do pigs never recover from illness?
Because you have to kill them before y... |
| #2389 Farm jokes 06 Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!
What do you say if you see a flying pig?
,I see bacon,s going up,!
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!
What do you get if you cross pigs ... |
| #2388 Farm jokes 05 What is a cow,s favorite TV show?
Dr Moo!
Why was the farmer hopping mad?
Because someone had trodden on his corn!
What would happen if bulls could fly?
You would have to carry an umbrella al... |
| #2387 Farm jokes 04 Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!
What do you get if you cro... |
| #2386 Farm jokes 03 What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes!
What is the definition of a goose?
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?
She had a crook... |
| #2385 Farm jokes 02 What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What,s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
Wha... |
| #2384 Farm jokes 01 Why did the bull rush?
Because it saw the cow slip!
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen!
What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!
What do you get if you cross a chicken ... |
| #2383 Elephant jokes 14 Why shouldn,t you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he,d rather go to the movies!
What,s blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What,s grey and lights up?
An electric elepha... |
| #2382 Elephant jokes 13 Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
To give the ants a chance!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they,ve no pockets to put things in!
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began... |
| #2381 Elephant jokes 12 What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!
A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour
... |
| #2380 Elephant jokes 11 What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir!
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
Anything he likes!
What do you call an elephant that,s small and pink?
A failure!
Wh... |
| #2379 Elephant jokes 10 Why don,t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
P... |
| #2378 Elephant jokes 09 How do you hire an elephant?
Stand it on four bricks!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come... |