 | #2422 Doctor doctor collection 03
Doctor Doctor I think I,m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried tak... |
| #2421 Doctor doctor collection 02
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don,t worry it,s just a chain reaction!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I,m a bee
Buzz off can,t you see I,m busy?
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO.... |
| #2420 Doctor doctor collection 01
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swal... |
| #2419 Spider jokes 02
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if y... |
| #2418 Spider jokes 01
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one ... |
| #2417 Slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I,ll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A sna... |
| #2416 Reptile jokes 06
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What,s a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy... |
| #2415 Reptile jokes 05
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the ins... |
| #2414 Reptile jokes 04
What,s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog!
What,s green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun!
Why didn,t the female frog lay eggs?
Because her husband spawned her affectio... |
| #2413 Reptile jokes 03
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola!
When is a car like a frog?
When it,s becing toad!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket t... |
| #2412 Reptile jokes 02
Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!
What kind of bull doesn,t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights!
Why doesn,t Kermit the Frog like e... |
| #2411 Reptile jokes 01
Whats a frogs favorite game?
It,s croak-et!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney ope... |
| #2410 Mouse jokes 04
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
What,s a mouse,s least favorite record?
What,s up Pussycat!
Why do mice need oi... |
| #2409 Mouse jokes 03
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light re... |
| #2408 Mouse jokes 02
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards!
What,s the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up... |
