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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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Why doesn`t the sea spill over the earth? Because it`s tied! Who was the Black Prince? The son of Old King Cole! Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through...
#2736 Silly collection 25
What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead! What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece! What is the strongest bird? A crane! What is the smellies...
#2735 Silly collection 24
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? Because he didn`t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket! If athletes get athlete`s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe! Do you have any...
#2734 Silly collection 23
What has a bottom at the top? I don`t know? Your legs! What is a skeleton? Bones, with the person off! What might you eat in Paris? The trifle tower! Which Elizabethan sailor could stop b...
#2733 Silly collection 22
What`s the nearest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger`s bottom! This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast. I bet you were mad. Mad? I was foaming at the mouth! ...
#2732 Silly collection 21
How do you make milk shake? Give it a good scare! Do you know the time? No, we haven`t met yet! What sleeps at the bottom of the sea? A kipper! What lies at the bottom of the sea and shive...
#2731 Silly collection 20
Waiter, this soup tastes funny? Then why aren`t you laughing! What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark? Jaws Washington! Why is it not safe to sleep on trains? Because they ru...
#2730 Silly collection 19
What is the best day of the week to sleep? Snooze-day! How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb? A phew! What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host! What holds the su...
#2729 Silly collection 18
Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls? Because they couldn`t spell their names! What is the noisiest game? Squash - because you can`t play it without rai...
#2728 Silly collection 17
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don`t know, but I`m not going to smell it! What button won`t you find in a tailors shop? Belly button! Why didn`t the banana snore? B...
#2727 Silly collection 16
Why is Russia a very fast country? Because the people are always Russian! How do you cure a headache? Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear! What did one virus say to...
#2726 Silly collection 15
A noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn! It`s gone forever - forever I tell you! What has? Yesterday! Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time? A jelly c...
#2725 Silly collection 14
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one! Do you look in the mirror after you`ve washed your face? No, I look in a towel! Why was the Egyptian girl worried? Because her daddy was a mummy...
#2724 Silly collection 13
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I`ll hang around! What did the picture say to the wall? I`ve got you covered! What is the best thing to take into the desert? A thirst aid...
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What stories do the ship captain`s children like to hear? Ferry tales! Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich? Because the poor have nothing worth taking! Who invented fractions? Henry t...


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