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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
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Woman is on a bus

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#3329 Doctor doctor collection 11
Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I,m a rubber band Why don,t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all ab...
#3328 Worm jokes 03
What is a worm,s favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! Why didn,t the two worms get on Noah,s Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Who is...
#3327 Worm jokes 02
What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late! What,s the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie? ! What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer...
#3326 Worm jokes 01
What,s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren,t that bright! What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of th...
#3323 Elephant jokes 03
What, s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down? An elephant on a trampoline! What,s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds? An elephant with hiccups! What,s grey and goes round and...
#3322 Elephant jokes 01
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What,s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn,t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! What, s grey with red...
#3321 Dog jokes 01
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can,t bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you...
#3319 Q and A 02
Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: ,Claws., Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-le...
#3318 Bird jokes 05
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message! Q: What do you call a very rude bird? A: A mockingbird! Q: Where do bird...
#3317 Bird jokes 04
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: ,Too wet to woo,! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: W...
#3316 Bird jokes 03
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? A: Robber ducks! Q: What kind of bird opens door...
#3315 Bird jokes 02
Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butter? A: A stork! Q: What,s another name for a clever duck? A: A wise ...
#3314 Bee jokes 04
Q: Why do bees buzz? A: Because they can,t whistle! Q: Can bees fly in the rain? A: Not without their little yellow jackets! Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry? A: He was waxing lyrica...
#3313 Bee jokes 02
Q: What did the confused bee say? A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What,s black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A: A bramble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport? A: W...
#3312 Bear jokes 02
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A: A polo bear! Q: Why do polo bears like bald men? A: Because they have...


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