| #2223 Changed HR policies Casual Fridays:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1
Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 - Memo No. 2
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| #2222 Letters to a landlord Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my ... |
| #2221 Describe professions What does your profession say about you?
1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and sociali... |
| #2220 How all careers end How careers end...
Lawyers are disbarred.
Ministers are defrocked.
Electricians are delighted.
Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
Drunks are distilled.
Alpine climbers are ... |
| #2219 Quotes of companies Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies:
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual ... |
| #2218 Selling war insurance Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn,t long before Captain Smith noticed tha... |
| #2217 The engineer`s terms Top 25 Engineer,s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)
A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still guessing at this point.)
Close project coordination... |
| #2216 Useful work phrases USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I,m not being rude. You,re just insignificant.
I,m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I... |
| #2215 Pay for your past bills A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn,t been paid. The collections manager left ... |
| #2214 Evaluating employees RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations:
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of ... |
| #2213 The last day working "You Know It,s Your Last Day At Work When......"
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What,s this?", you realize you just dropped the company,s deposit in a mailbox.
A woman c... |
| #2212 Thoughts from work Thoughts and stories from on the job
My boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, "Is this what you get paid for ?" I told him, "Nope ! I do this for free."
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| #2211 You`re in big trouble I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assis... |
| #2210 The job security quiz The job security quiz will help judge how long you,ll end up at your current job and what will become of you.
The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you...
A.... |
| #2209 The office happenings Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
Quote from the Boss... "I didn,t say it was your fault. I said... |