 | #3264 The biology song 02
To the tune of "Send in the Clowns"
So this is it,
A few bases to go,
I`ve tried and I`ve tried but the techniques`s so slow.
I`ve poured my gels,
I`ve run quite a few.
Full of bubbles, they l... |
| #3263 The biology song 01
Biology Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE
(or A Visit From Citrate)
Twas the night before defence, when all through te lab
Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb;
The columns were h... |
| #3262 Dihydrogen monoxide
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidenta... |
| #3261 Scientific Dictionary
THE LAST WORD
The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.
Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matt... |
| #3260 Chemistry song 17
Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of "Silver Bells")
Silver nitrate, silver nitrate
it`s chemistry time in the lab
Ding-a-ling, with a copper ring
soon it will be chemistry day.
Take your nitrate,... |
| #3259 Chemistry song 16
Lab Reports
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the lab
with a tan page lab report
Taking all those tests
and laughing at them all
Bells for fire drills ring
making spirits bright... |
| #3258 Chemistry song 15
Iron the Red Atom Molecule
(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")
There was Cobalt and Argon and Carbon and Fluorine
Silver and Boron and Neon and Bromine
But do you recall
the most ... |
| #3257 Chemistry song 14
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are
We three students of chemistry are
taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, volumes and densities
worrying all the time.
O room of wonder
room of... |
| #3256 Chemistry song 13
O Come All Ye Gases
O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders
O come yea, o come yea
calls Avogadro.
O come yea in moles
6 x 10 to the 23rd
O molar mass and molecules
O volume, pressure and te... |
| #3255 Chemistry song 12
I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine
I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
under the chemistree last night
They didn`t sneak me down the periodic chart
to take a peek
At all the atoms reacting i... |
| #3254 Chemistry song 11
Chemistry Wonderland
Gases explode, are you listenin`
In your rest tube, silver glistens
A beautiful sight, we`re happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
Gone away, is the buoyancy
... |
| #3253 Chemistry song 10
We Wish You a Happy Halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
To react with a metal.
Good acid we bring
to you and your base.
We wish you a... |
| #3252 Chemistry song 09
O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")
Para Dichloro Benzene
how do you melt so well?
The plateau of your cooling curve
is really something swell.
We think the... |
| #3251 Chemistry song 08
Test Tubes Bubbling
(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")
Test tubes bubbling in a water bath
Strong smells nipping at ypur nose.
Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglow
Will ... |
| #3250 Chemistry song 07
Quantum Chemistry
On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the second day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: a double integral and an exam in ... |
