 | #212 Business one-liners 77
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
It doesn,t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
It is a dog-eat-dog world out the... |
| #210 Business one-liners 76
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Indifference is the only sure defense.
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need... |
| #208 Business one-liners 75
In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don,t need it.
In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is compo... |
| #207 Business one-liners 74
If you want to get along, go along.
If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.
If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.
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| #205 Business one-liners 73
If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.
If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumv... |
| #203 Business one-liners 72
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.
If you just try long enough and hard e... |
| #202 Business one-liners 71
If you do not know what you,re doing, do it neatly.
If you do not like the answer, you shouldn,t have asked the question.
If you do not make dust, you eat dust.
If you do not say it, they can... |
| #201 Business one-liners 70
If you cannot fix it, feature it.
If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights!
If you cannot measure output, then you measure input.
If you cannot hope for order, with... |
| #200 Business one-liners 69
If you are asked to join a parade, don,t march behind the elephants.
If you are coasting, you,re going downhill.
If you are feeling good, don,t worry. You,ll get over it.
If you are given two... |
| #199 Business one-liners 68
If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place, preferably during a demonstration.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one... |
| #197 Business one-liners 67
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
If reproducibility might be a problem, conduct the test... |
| #195 Business one-liners 66
If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn,t fit anyone.
If it weren,t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
If it works,... |
| #193 Business one-liners 65
If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
If it doesn,t make sense, it,s either economics or psych... |
| #192 Business one-liners 64
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
If enough data is collected, anything can be proven by statisti... |
| #190 Business one-liners 63
If at first you don,t succeed, give up. No use being a stupid fool.
If at first you don,t succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don,t succeed, skydiving is not your sport.
If at first yo... |
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