 | #567 You might be a redneck if 77
You might be a reneck if...
You don,t think the Ewoks are primitive. You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow. You don,t think Jabba,s pig guards have a hygiene problem. The Rancor monster refused... |
| #566 You might be a redneck if 76
You might be a reneck if...
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t, the dark side.. .it,ll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock th... |
| #565 You might be a redneck if 75
You might be a reneck if...
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without using the word "chicken".
You can find no grammatic... |
| #564 You might be a redneck if 74
You might be a reneck if...
You re-use dental floss to save money.
You,ve ever drunk mouthwash just because you,re too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
Your homecoming basketball game w... |
| #563 You might be a redneck if 70
You might be a reneck if...
You,ve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your ... |
| #562 You might be a redneck if 68
You might be a reneck if...
You can chew your own toenails.
You,ve ever used an inner-tube patch on your jeans.
You want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holid... |
| #561 You might be a redneck if 66
You might be a reneck if...
You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
... |
| #560 You might be a redneck if 62
You might be a reneck if...
You,ve ever been stuck in your own driveway.
You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.
Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color.
You ... |
| #559 You might be a redneck if 60
You might be a reneck if...
You,ve run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.
You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is... |
| #557 You might be a redneck if 53
You might be a redneck if...
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You,re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You don,t think ... |
| #556 You might be a redneck if 50
You might be a redneck if...
You think cur is a breed of dog.
People hear your car long before they see it.
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
Your satellite dish payment delays bu... |
| #555 You might be a redneck if 42
You might be a redneck if...
Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon.
The one what hangs ,round over yonder, back,ah Bubba,s barn..."
Three quarters of the clothes you own ... |
| #553 You might be a redneck if 41
You might be a redneck if...
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You hav... |
| #552 You might be a redneck if 37
You might be a redneck if...
The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed."
You,re in bed with your wife and you call out a name you gave to a co... |
| #550 You might be a redneck if 32
You might be a redneck if...
Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.
You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape.
You can give a summary of all the "Dukes o... |
