 | #51 Investigating a terrible accident
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no res... |
| #48 Cat technical support problems
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral sh... |
| #47 This dog is acting bad
While waiting for a bus, the blind man`s dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man`s legs.
A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over y... |
| #45 I think that I`m a chicken
Psychiatrist: What`s your problem?
Patient: I think I`m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!... |
| #44 This is one smart dog
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.
"An` wot`s this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply i... |
| #42 Two roaches having a discussion
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It`s so clean! The kitchen is spo... |
| #40 Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommended for those pilots whose airplanes have large, eas... |
| #35 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judg... |
| #33 An amazing talking dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I`ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Ma... |
| #30 A burglar is in big trouble
A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startle... |
| #29 The preacher buys a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn`t scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It`s a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those s... |
| #28 The cat`s chalkboard assignments
In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks
1. [xxx] is not food.
Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet pa... |
| #27 The plumber has arrived
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o`clock. Ten o`clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o`clock, twelve o`clock, one o`clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn`t com... |
| #26 The amazing flying dog
Panda A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she`s trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I`ve got... |
| #24 A cat`s dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Pu... |
