 | #2739 They`re boasting about race records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I,ve won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I,ve won 1... |
| #2738 Question and answer animal jokes 02
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross t... |
| #2360 Chicken jokes 02
Q: Why don,t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basket... |
| #2359 Chicken jokes 01
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn,t evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Bec... |
| #2358 Centipede jokes
Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
What is worse than a giraf... |
| #2357 Caterpillar jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!... |
| #2356 Cat jokes 09
Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!
Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!
Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: S... |
| #2355 Cat jokes 08
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A... |
| #2353 Cat jokes 06
Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!
Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!
Q: Why do cats chase birds?
... |
| #2352 Cat jokes 05
Q: What,s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-log... |
| #2351 Cat jokes 04
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: What,s striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What is the cat,s favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Q: ... |
| #2350 Cat jokes 03
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ,Claws.,
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-le... |
| #2349 Cat jokes 02
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She,s got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do you get if... |
| #2348 Cat jokes 01
Q: How do you know if you cat,s got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They ne... |
| #2104 Catching the bear
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he d... |
